Wednesday’s child
After work yesterday, I was walking from the bus stop to the Swanky Safeway (I love you, Circulator) and spotted this lonely skeleton:

What once was useful, has been discarded
It’s not exactly providing the trash bin with shelter from the elements. Why not fold it up before trashing it? What color was the umbrella, before it lost its skin? Did it have fun polkadots? Was it the usual DC Black? Did it bear the logo of one of this town’s myriad law firms?