Washington’s Dirty Little Secret: Coke

I used to drink close to a six pack of Mt. Dew every day but I slowly weaned myself off of it and now drink something healthy for me: Blueberry Stoli Vitamin Water. However, every once in a while I get a craving for some super sugar water and head straight for the Coke. None of that Diet or Zero crap either, I’m talking about the fully leaded, bubbly, brown stuff. I feel like there’s a magic ingredient in it, one that makes your life a little bit easier and your day a little bit brighter.

Evidently I’m not the only one who’s discovered this secret. Just see what happens to James Carville and Bill Frist after they knock back a few Coke’s with a smile. They put their political differences aside, turn into best buddies and start riding Segways around town. While Coke has never had quite that effect on me, I’m thinking that Dick Cheney should try some. You never know, you might see him and Hillary skipping hand in hand by the reflecting pool one day.

3 Comments so far

  1. Marie (unregistered) on February 5th, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

    Drinking regular coke is like drinking syrup straight out of the bottle, ick! Vitamin water is swell and all but have you tried Sobe Life water? That’s some good stuff.

  2. Max (unregistered) on February 5th, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

    Yeah I tried Sobe Life once and it was tasty, but they don’t sell it at my 7 Eleven and it doesn’t make my day a little bit brighter like Coke does.

  3. Don (unregistered) on February 6th, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

    I keep my water in the tap; it saves on space.

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