Why it’s cool to hang out with Wayan

Wayan

I was recently at Wayan‘s house partying like it was 1999 with him and his Butterbean when he took what should have been a piece of refuse from the dining table and proceeded to strip the remaining meat from the carcass. He found such tiny bits of goodness left among the bones that I had neither the eyes to see nor the palate to appreciate.

Yes, I am vegetarian but I just have to respect a guy who isn’t too bashful to start sucking on a chicken corpse to extract every last tasty morsel and bit of nutrient left. It’s refreshing to see the youth of today so excited about not wasting even a scrap of useful food.

What do you do to reduce food waste? What is the chicken corpse in your diet?

7 Comments so far

  1. Wayan (unregistered) on October 11th, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

    Hhahahahahaah!


  2. Jonathan Bloom (unregistered) on October 12th, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

    Here, here!
    Way to go, Wayan. There aren’t too many people under 60 who go out of their way to avoid food waste. And from where I sit, wasted food seems like a growing problem.

    As for me, I plan meals carefully and try not to buy food that I’m not likely to cook before it goes bad. Oh, and I also buy slightly blemished produce from the supermarket.


  3. nina (unregistered) on October 16th, 2007 @ 11:28 am

    that’s disgusting. why do you think people need to know this ?


  4. nina (unregistered) on October 16th, 2007 @ 11:28 am

    that’s disgusting. why do you think people need to know this ?


  5. nina (unregistered) on October 16th, 2007 @ 11:28 am

    that’s disgusting. why do you think people need to know this ?


  6. nina (unregistered) on October 16th, 2007 @ 11:29 am

    that’s disgusting. why do you think people need to know this ?


  7. Carl Weaver (unregistered) on October 16th, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

    Disgusting? Sure it is. But what’s mor disgusting – slurping the goodness from the chicken cadaver, which has already been deemed food, or wasting perfectly good food? To me, the greater crime is waste.

    But thanks for your emphatic reply!



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