STOP! Hammer Time.
No, really. Hammertime is Thursday at 7pm at the Reagan Building Stage. Cost? Free.
Am I really going to get to see “Can’t Touch This” Live?!?!?! This could be the best free concert ever.
Of course, the killer line so far is on the Post’s event listing: “Still too legit to quit.”
Now, my friend wants to go to get him to sign a 1099 form, or maybe to throw them as paper airplanes, but I think I just want to hear the man who made so many of my friends look like fools on the junior high dance floor.
Oh My God! How the mighty have fallen. Not quite the sell-out crowds of his peak.
But still..
Yes, I’ll be there, and I’ll be waving my Hammer time sign!
Well, as a friend of mine twittered this afternoon: Are you sure he’s not performing on the corner outside the Reagan Building?
The M.C. Hammer performance is funded by the DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, the sole D.C. government agency charged with supporting artists and cultural organizations.
Nothing against MCH, but this is an unacceptable use of public funds.
I went last night, and wow. I think people spent more timing waiting for him to perform than actually watching him perform.
Whew, glad I forgot about it and didn’t go. I hate waiting for a headliner who plays a few songs and then splits.
So, um, he wasn’t too legit to quit?