Hot under the collar
We’re heading into another scorcher of a day, with a heat advisory from 1pm to 8pm. The usual advice applies: try to stay cool. Keep inside, in an air conditioned room if possible, in the shade if not. Drink plenty of fluids and try to avoid doing things that will get you overheated, like too much exertion or thinking about how it was our team that threw the 756th pitch for that chemically enhanced perjuring dirtbag.