Free Flowers For Wanda
Are you a “Wanda”? And if so, did you celebrate your name day right?
Did you get free flowers for all “Wanda” women?
Palace Florists was worshiping Wanda’s all day long much to my displeasure. Why would free flowers displease me?
No one does a “Wayan” name day, for flowers or anything else.
Damn, just the other week I did a free ice cream for Wayans day at my place. I probably should’ve mentioned it to you.
Not once have I seen a “free flowers for Sara” day, and I walk past this florist pretty much every day to work.
Of course, there have been a couple of Sarah days.
I know what you’re thinking: yes I did think about taking the “h” off. Not yet, though. I still hold out hope.
Meanwhile, my girlfriend will have to wait.
I’m pretty sure I saw them giving away to “Sara” recently.