ISO: My Blackberry Master
Hello DC, I am a Blackberry carry case, or “sled” and as you can see, I am a little lonely.
I know my overworked lawyer owner is missing me already, at a loss without my incessant vibrations in her life. I am missing her too.
No one curses me out quite like she does when I vibrate late at night. No one throws me with such vigor when I interrupt her curly action. And yet no one obsesses over me quite like she does.
Might you be her?
But with the Blackberry you have to wonder who is the master in the relationship.
I question your story. I suspect this is a holder that has deliberately jumped ship, run off because its owner spent so much time fiddling with the blackberry that the holder spent all its time alone and without its companion.
Oh, it’s clear. The blackberry KNOWS it’s the master.
my crackberry! my crackberry! a thousand billable hours for my crackberry sled!
This could have been mine about 57 times over…
Fist a sled lost. Then all email. Coincidence? I think not.