ISO: My Blackberry Master

Hello DC, I am a Blackberry carry case, or “sled” and as you can see, I am a little lonely.

I know my overworked lawyer owner is missing me already, at a loss without my incessant vibrations in her life. I am missing her too.

No one curses me out quite like she does when I vibrate late at night. No one throws me with such vigor when I interrupt her curly action. And yet no one obsesses over me quite like she does.

Might you be her?

6 Comments so far

  1. Carl Weaver (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    But with the Blackberry you have to wonder who is the master in the relationship.

  2. Don (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 2:04 pm

    I question your story. I suspect this is a holder that has deliberately jumped ship, run off because its owner spent so much time fiddling with the blackberry that the holder spent all its time alone and without its companion.

  3. lawyer (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

    Oh, it’s clear. The blackberry KNOWS it’s the master.

  4. addicted (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

    my crackberry! my crackberry! a thousand billable hours for my crackberry sled!

  5. Stacey (unregistered) on April 6th, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

    This could have been mine about 57 times over…

  6. Wayan (unregistered) on April 18th, 2007 @ 10:46 am

    Fist a sled lost. Then all email. Coincidence? I think not.

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