Call to action: Stand up for Liechtenstein!

By now you have heard the shocking news:


While the world slept, the Swiss were pretending that their beige hearts bled with neutrality. The truth is it was just an act designed to get the world’s guard down. Now that Liechtenstein has fallen the specter of Swiss tyranny over Europe is at hand. If we don’t stop the Swiss, Luxembourg will surely be the next to fall under the so-called “Helvetic Co-prosperity Sphere.”

There are rumors of a candlelight vigil at the Liechtenstein embassy, followed by a march on the Swiss embassy. More details as we learn them.

“Go to it not thru it”

Source: AP/WTOP

5 Comments so far

  1. xian (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2007 @ 10:56 am

    You know, if you think about it, Liechtenstein is probably a good country for the Swiss to begin with. Small, low population, no army – you really can’t find a better opponent. The swiss didn’t even bring ammo! Now that’s balls!

    How close is the Swiss embassy to the Liechtenstenian (sp? care?)? Perhaps the Swiss should march on the sympathizers after they put down the peace marchers. I envision Switzerland’s red and white shadow over DC by Monday. Maybe after that Metro will run like it should.

    I wonder if Homeland Security reads this site.

    Wait, someone’s knocking on my door…

  2. xian (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2007 @ 11:00 am

    BTW, about the stylesheet for the site. When post titles take up two lines, it looks like there’s a leading problem – the top of the second line overlaps with the bottom of the first line. Is this intended or a ‘feature’?

  3. Christopher (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2007 @ 11:10 am

    Filthy nuetrals…

  4. Doug (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2007 @ 11:44 am

    I can’t help thinking of the Jerry Seinfeld routine:

    “The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.”

  5. xian (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    Lichtenstein was no match for the Swiss Army Knives.

    Besides, they’re there to divert the enemy’s attention from the Swiss Army Rail Gun.

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