An Adams-Morgan Late Night Car Kiss

Wow, what’s up with car-hating “tourists” in Adams-Morgan giving late night car kisses?

Just days ago, an inebriated Mr. Incredible took it upon himself to bash in the roofs of several cars on Ontario Road.

He did several thousand dollars of damage in just a few minutes but probably hurt himself in the process.

Now another fool has found a faster & less physically painful way to damage parked cars. An eyewitness on the Adams Morgan Yahoo Group reports a car-on-parked-car hit and run on 20th Street NW:

The driver that did this was most likely intoxicated (I saw him staggering around)and it’s not right that he is able to get away with this. The officer also said that due to the amount of damage, it would most likely be a felony.

A felony only if the owners of the two cars that were hit file charges. If it was you, get off your bum and call the police officer now! We’re all tired of people giving anonymous DC car kisses.

7 Comments so far

  1. Tom Bridge (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

    Wayan, how the heck do you know the guy doesn’t live in the neighborhood, or in the District? You don’t. Quit with the tourist bullshit accusations.


  2. wayan (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 12:36 pm


    Now, if he lived in the ‘hood, why would he need to be driving away drunk at midnight? He would be arriving, not leaving. And its the Adams Morgan list that’s calling people tourists, which I am still shocked at (note the quotes).

  3. Tom Bridge (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    Yeah, but there’s no need to continue their craptacular usage, Wayan. Also, if you go and read the post from the board, they don’t even use the term.

  4. MBFan#2 (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

    It’s like perpetuating the use of the “n” word, which should be forgotten but there is still a percentage of the population who uses it – upon themselves and by ignoramuses.

  5. Don (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 1:31 pm

    Given how many people will get in their cars to go 1/4 mile I don’t think claiming that he’s necessarily not from the hood holds any water.

  6. meathead (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 1:42 pm

    Nobody that lives in Adams Morgan with a car would ever give up a parking space to go 1/4 mile for anything.

  7. MBFan#2 (unregistered) on January 4th, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

    I’m with meathead and Don, unless…they have their own parking spot in Adams Morgan under their condo bldg. They are too lazy to walk and decided to drive.

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