If I Did It. Which I Didn’t. Honest. I Swear. Why Don’t You Believe Me?

Fox is going to air a two-part special next week featuring an interview with OJ Simpson, in which he explains how, IF he killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, which he SO TOTALLY DIDN’T HE SWEARS TO GOD, he would have done it. Theoretically. Just guessin’ here.

This is the part where I ‘fess up to using Lisa de Moraes’ take on the special as a blatant ploy to somehow make this post even tangentially related to DC, because if I hadn’t seen it in the Post, I would have thought it was a headline from The Onion. I hope you will forgive me for this abuse of the MBDC format. My favorite quote?

“If I Did It” is also the title of the former pro football player’s new book that, Fox said yesterday, hits bookstores Nov. 30 — just in time for the holiday gift-buying season, ho, ho, ho. And who wouldn’t love to find a copy of O.J.’s sordid sort-of hypothetical confession in his Christmas stocking on the morning of the day in which we celebrate the birth of baby Jesus?

2 Comments so far

  1. Ted (unregistered) on November 17th, 2006 @ 11:37 am

    What a slime. I woulndn’t buy that book on a bet.

  2. Tiffany (unregistered) on November 17th, 2006 @ 12:17 pm

    Agreed. It’s a blatant attempt to profit from the gruesome deaths of two people he murdered and got away with. So although my baser nature can’t help but be a teensy bit curious, I’m going to use my better judgment and avoid the show and the book altogether.

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