What might you think that a joe-cool DC Metblog writer be doing on a Tuesday night when all his supermodel girlfriends are otherwise occupied? Might I be ogling house porn or trying to impress at 126 miles per hour? Nope, neither.

Her “real” photo

I am having way more fun cruising Craigslist DC personal ads. Only there can I have a chance at a Nordic blonde super model who swears the photo at right is her, or date a cute indie girl with the herp looking for cute hip indie oriented boys out there that can relate.

Now while those are relatively mainstream, I’m wondering what “looking to be ‘adopted’ :-)” could mean. Would you know? I’d ask, but I don’t meet her criteria: late 40’s with “a large home with a hot tub”.