Sprawl Foes
I was in Leesburg again today, and as I approached my client’s office, there was this pickup truck parked in the no-loading zone. It was a pretty ordinary truck, but when I saw the bumper…
A sticker adorned the bumper, marked with “Loudoun County Native / Where are YOU from? / Perhaps You’d Like to Return There?”
I’d have taken a picture, but I had a feeling the driver might’ve kicked my ass because I had commuted out from Arlington or something…
Good Lord people, this is just ridiculous…
Wow, those Native Americans sure have gotten cranky…
Xenophobia runs deep in Northern VA, it seems.
Maybe I will market bumper stickers that say “I hate you for moving here and strengthening the tax base so that I can have expanded government services.” There’s a lot of cars out here big enough for that to fit on…