Counterculture Panda?

Butterstick has a Posse?

Obey Butterstick?

What would Butterstick Do?

I’m really confused. See, at noon today, Obey Butterstick was supposed to have some awesome new content designed, I’m sure, to blow our little panda-lovin’ minds and force us to all Metro up to Woodley Park (because Butterstick hates emissions, yo.) and break him out of the panda paddock and exalt him to the highest office in the land.

Except, well, it’s 12:03, and ain’t shit happenin’. Obey Butterstick? Feh. I got your obeisance right here.

[Update, 12:05: The Site has changed again…but, no further plans, except for some sweet butterstick gear has been added. And this is step 1 somehow? What’s step 3? Profit? Are we the underwear gnomes or something?]

5 Comments so far

  1. anonymous (unregistered) on February 14th, 2006 @ 12:37 pm

    Looks like they’re donating some of the proceeds to WWF, or at least to helping pandas somehow.

    That’s pretty cool.

  2. Tom Bridge (unregistered) on February 14th, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

    Why not just donate a sackload of money to the WWF anyhow? Stone Cold needs a new hat.

  3. Don (unregistered) on February 14th, 2006 @ 1:59 pm

    Oh, you are SO five minutes ago Tom. That’s the WWE now.

  4. Tom Bridge (unregistered) on February 14th, 2006 @ 2:03 pm

    I only recognize the one and true WWF, not this this WWE or World Wildlife Foundation crap.

  5. Joanie (unregistered) on February 14th, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

    Um hello. I think you missed a very important part of the site. The awesome Panda cut outs and photos under Posse Pix. If you click on it, they ask you to help Butterstick conquer the world by grabbing the photos off the site and sticking them on landmarks. After you photograph it you email it to the site. I think that’s pretty awesome yo. Plus the shirts and stuff roole.

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