Its early for CPAC, they’re not yet foaming at the mouth as they babble incoherently about tax reform or immigration. No, at 11am they’re playing with pork. Pink pork. Guess they don’t know, pork is the other white meat.

Speaking of white, I just saw the Black Republican Caucus, which like Log Cabin Republicans, is beyond my mental comprehension. What are these people thinking? What am I thinking? The lone liberal so jaded I’m apolitical.

Got bets on how long I’ll last?