Freaking Morons

The events happened on Tuesday morning. Early Tuesday morning, like 1am on Tuesday morning. The news is out tonight, nearly 48 hours later that 12 University of Maryland football players were involved in a brawl with bouncers at the Cornerstone in College Park. This is the same bar that the Bacardi girls will be at later this week, mind you.

One bouncer ends up in the ER, 12 football players are banned from the bar, and one woman has to deal with having been groped in public, which is what started the whole shebang. Ralph Friedgen is probably upset at having been summoned down to the station; I mean that’s trick or treat time that he had to give up to bail your dum-a$$es out of jail.

And reading the report in the Diamondback, the campus newspaper, you get the sense that the reporters would have got more information from talking to a brick-wall. There were more gag orders than chrages, injuries and gropes combined.

Comments are closed.

Terms of use | Privacy Policy | Content: Creative Commons | Site and Design © 2009 | Metroblogging ® and Metblogs ® are registered trademarks of Bode Media, Inc.