District Kids Can Now Swim & Pee Free

Woohoo! The District just waived the entrance fee for kids at public pools. Instead of the rock-bottom $1, they can now scream by the gates and pee in the pools for free. Great! Now where will I go for a peaceful tan n’ nap when I can’t leech off Scott’s hospitality?

How about a week in Hawai’i? I could hang with the Mayor and make sure he’s really attending the annual convention of the National Association of Counties happening there this week. Wait! National Association of Counties?! What county does Mayor Williams represent? Google found a few erroneous references but that last time I checked, there are no counties in DC.

Hey, Mr. Mayor, how’s the pee-free pools there on the Big Island? And shouldn’t you be headed home now? Hint: The conference ended yesterday.

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