Dear Jerry’s Subs and Pizza…
…Your commercials are stupid. Actually, your commercials have always been stupid, but no one has had the guts to tell you. Your “celebrity voices have been impersonated” schtick is old and needs to be retired already. Your newest ad is the worst yet. Your “Daily Show” rip-off sucks. The guy who impersonates Jon Stewart sucks. You suck. Please go away quietly.
See, I loved their other ads. As radio ads go, I thought they were fun, but the new one certainly does suck.
I used to love their ads! Although I haven’t heard any recent ones.
The nail on the coffin for me was when I realized I just couldn’t stomach their food anymore. Anything they cooked up, I found that I could always go elsewhere and get something I would be more satisfied with, and probably even pay less money for too.
Seems like its gong the same way with their commercials. Although if I had my way, all commercials would be banished to the depths of hell
they totally fucked up the moment of zen