Recently, Johnston & Murphy launched a new ad campaign which you’ve probably seen in most of the Metro stations. Big black and white shots of hip guys Ziggy Marley and Ron Livingston wearing Johnston & Murphy shoes. I’ve often been tempted to rip the placard featuring Livingston* right off the wall at Farragut North and make out with it.

Of course, I would take it home before making out with it.

I’m a loon, but a loon who is not into PDA.

Well, now I’m spared from having to make out with a pilfered placard, as the real live Ron Livingston (aka “The Sexiest Eyebrows in Hollywood”) will be at the Johnston & Murphy store on Connecticut Avenue today from 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm.

Why will he be there? Well, other than to make out with me (obviously), I have no idea. But I did throw my copy of Office Space and a Sharpie into my bag this morning, just in case he’s there to sign things…in addition to making out with me.

*Most of you know Livingston — and his incredibly sexy eyebrows — from the modern classic, Office Space. You might also know him — and his eyebrows — from the fantastic Band of Brothers, or even as Berger (the guy who broke up with Carrie via Post-It Note) from Sex and The City. You might even know him from Body Shots…although I wouldn’t mention that one.