Tomorrow is the annual Free Comic Book Day, but due to the vagaries of the calendaring system we all share, it is also National Masturbation Day. I know that some folks, maybe even readers of this site, will be torn between participation between the two. I would ask that you not confuse the locations, though.

For Free Comic Book Day:

Beyond Comics 2 on Wisconsin Avenue will have A. David Lewis signing autographs.

Cards, Comics & Collectibles in Reistertown, MD will have Frank Cho (Spiderman, Liberty Meadows), Steve Conley and John Gallagher signing autographs.

For National Masturbation Day:

Please keep this confined to your home. With the windows covered. Please. Think of the children.