A team with no name
With Major League Baseball likely to announce the decision to move the Montreal Expos to DC today, there is talk of what the DC team should be called.
They were named the Expos after Expo 67, the World’s Fair held in Montreal 2 years before the expansion team was formed, so that name is no good for a DC team. And the Texas Rangers still own the Washington Senators name, so that’s no good.
Suggestions? It doesn’t have to be a name that translates into an obvious mascot- after all, look at the Philly Phanatic.
The new name should be the Washington Crackpipe Mayors
“The centerfielder for the Washington Crackpipe Mayors, number 47….” Yeah, I could get used to that.
I kinda like the Washington Monuments…