Does anyone know if Monica Lewinsky has been lurking around town? I only ask this because I think I just saw her outside of World of Snacks, which is, coincidentally, two blocks from the White House. And, yes, I think there are still some snacks left . . .
I can’t be positive that it was her, because whoever it was, had on big sunglasses, but it looked a lot like her. I mean *a lot.* You can read about how it all went down here.
So if anyone knows for sure if she is in town, please let me know!