MoCo Parking Enforcement: Ticket Yourself!
A parking enforcement vehicle parked in front of a fire plug. Does that seem fishy to anyone else? If a week goes by without me seeing a Montgomery County parking enforcement vehicle parked illegally, it’s because I haven’t spent many days up here in Bethesda.
Photo: Parking Enforcement Parking Illegally Originally uploaded by carlweaver
Mother’s Day Season is Upon Us
It seems like we just got past Easter and now we are heading into the next big commercial season - Mother’s Day. I was greeted by this chalk reminder in front of a florist’s shop in Bethesda this morning.
Are flowers the thing Mom wants? I don’t know. What I do know is that they slowly wilt and die, which is not a good expression of the love we tend to feel for our parents, or the love that florists and card stores tell us we should feel.
This year Mom gets no flowers. I will give her the same thing I always give her - a gift certificate to her favorite bookstore. Mom, if you are reading this, sorry to give away the surprise, but remember that knowledge is the best of companions and books the best of friends.
What are you getting your mother this year? Flowers? Candy? Anybody going for the ever-popular Bacon of the Month Club?
Photo: Remember Mom with Flowers Originally uploaded by carlweaver
It’s Free Scoop Day - Get Some Ice Cream!
Sure, it’s chilly out today, and maybe it feels more like late March than it does late April, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get a little chilly in exchange for some free ice cream, does it? Ben & Jerry’s is giving out a free scoop of ice cream, for as long as their supply holds, in the greater world today. There are five B&J’s Scoop Shops in the District. Click on the pretty map for all the details.
There are a few outliers as well, including Old Town, Bethesda, and Fairfax, so zoom back if you’re out a bit further so you can get the ice cream love, too. Scooping starts at noon, be prepared to wait in a bit of a line.
Market Season Upon Us
When you’re out walking to lunch today, in the glorious spring sunshine, take a moment to think about what you’re having. Is it trucked in by Sysco after being canned somewhere in the midwest? Or is it hauled in from area farms?
I’ve fallen in love with the area farmers markets, which are about to start their season again. The Post sent over a very neat Google Maps Mashup with a bunch of local farmers markets. Be sure to play with the days of the week on the map, as that made me miss my two favorite farmers markets initially.
If you’re interested in Farm Shares, please check out the VABF’s listing of CSA farms in the northern virginia area, most of whom will have dropoff points in the District. It’s not too late!
Strawberries — Originally uploaded by tbridge
Tastee Diner - Even Roaches Like It!
My Lovely Wife and I were at Tastee Diner in Bethesda a few days ago and had an unexpected visitor at our table. When we told the waitress, she said we could sit somewhere else if we wanted, but she did not look at all surprised. Nor did the other customers.
I had hoped that they might at least comp my cup of coffee or give us some sort of discount. I guess I should just be glad that I wasn’t charged extra.
Have you been there and found little critters running around?
Photo: Tastee Diner, Bethesda
Originally uploaded by carlweaver
Talk About a Bad Real Estate Market
I have never seen one property management company renting space from another one. I suppose it happens all the time but it sounds a little bit like me, a photographer, going to get a portrait made by someone else. Granted, in some professions it’s difficult to do work for yourself, such as dentist, proctologist or barber. Those ones I can understand knocking on someone else’s door. But for a property management company that needs to rent space?
Have you seen this sort of thing before?
Bethesda’s Language Police on the Job
Thank you, whoever fixed this sign on Old Georgetown Rd. The ongoing construction has shut down the sidewalk for months and still shows no sign of letting up. Those of us who are funloving enough either dodge traffic or do a deft balance beam move by walking on the curb as traffic speeds by. No, it isn’t smart, but it’s easier than crossing the street, walking a couple blocks to the next crosswalk and crossing back again.
At least now I know that the last word on the sign is an indicator of location rather than a verb, which always confused me. Either way, I say to hell with it. It’s the balance beam for me.
Where do you typically disobey pedestrian laws?
Mardi Gras Update: Bethesda
People are shuffling around, not making eye contact, as I prance around shirtless, my body painted green, purple and silver, the only person enjoying the significance of this day. Bethesda - I ask - what gives? Where is the fun? I get the whole ban on public nudity because you have to draw the line somewhere, even if it is arbitrary, but does that ban extend to all types of fun? Is this a city of squares who wouldn’t know how to party if given a rule book?
Yep, that about sums it up for Bethesda. What’s going on in your neck of the woods?
Night Dreams in Bethesda Caters to After-Church Crowd

Yep, Night Dreams is now open for your after-church porn needs. Visit this Sunday from 12-6. What? You are scared of looking like a sinner in front of your church pals you might encounter there? Good news - they also have an online store for the bashful heathen in all of us.









