Hummers Mating?

Wandering through Petworth the other day, I came across an interesting sight: two Hummers for one man.

Now I can understand a man’s need to compensate with one Hummer. But two?

Are his reproductive organs that small? Does he need to accelerate Global Warming that fast? Or does he enjoy tossing gas money down a hole?

I am only worried that two Hummers that close will spawn another. H2 + H3 = H5?

Somebody, get that man a Prius!

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3 Comments so far

  1. Tom Bridge (unregistered) June 11th, 2007 11:34 am

    wtf is a pirus?

  2. Wayan (unregistered) June 11th, 2007 12:04 pm

    Me & my lex-dys-ia

  3. Ex-Hy Hy (unregistered) June 11th, 2007 1:29 pm

    Where’s Breaux with his gas guzzler WD when you need him…


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