Now what do you do, what do you say, how can you explain losing your wedding ring “near K street probably”? We all know what you were doing down there if you took it off, K Street ho’s. Yeah, you so busted.

Busted way more than loosing an engagement ring on Capitol Hill, which can be explained away on pre-wedding jitters and Jagermeister shots. Me, I say its time to think about taking a trip to Tombouctou. You’ll be happier and safer there, trust me.

Ah, its nice to see our tax dollars at work in DC, especially on public transportation projects that can benefit more than just suburban commuters. New buses, better bus stops, bike lanes and such warm my heart and make it a little easter to fill out a D-40. Then I open the Washpost and read about the new D.C. Circulator, a 29 bus fleet that will cross the city from Union Station to Georgetown and the Convention Center to the Waterfront.

Now, unless I’m loosing my geographic faculties, doesn’t Metrorail already serve the Convention Center to Waterfront route, in addition a few above-ground bus lines? Isn’t there already a Dupont/Foggy Bottom/Georgetown express bus, not to mention a fleet of 32/34/36 buses that go through downtown to G-town? So there is no real need for a new line, that is unless to talk to the backers of D.C. Curculator.

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