Report Suspicious Activity on I-270
Screaming down I-270 ’round noon today, heading into DC, I see one of the big overhead signs blinking a message: REPORT SUSPICIOUS
ACTIVITY - CALL 800 492 TIPS. Looking around, I immediately noticed suspicious activity and whipped out the cell phone. Here’s a transcript of my call:
Dispatcher: Hello, this is the Paranoid Hotline
Me: Hi, I’m on 270 Southbound, near the Beltway turnoff and I’d like to report suspicious activity.
Dispatcher: Yes, please describe what you see.
Me: Well there is an SUV in the far right lane going the speed limit and the driver is not on a cell phone.
Dispatcher: No! Really? Oh-my-God!
Me: Yes! And he’s even leaving six car lengths between himself and the car in front, like they taught in driving school.
Dispatcher: Can you tell if he shows any guilt for driving an SUV in the first place?
Me: I can’t tell but I think you should have a cop pull him over just to check.
Dispatcher: Will do! I’m even dispatching a helicopter to the scene right now!
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Wow! Next time, instead of calling, I’ll be Malaysian and post it, to shame the SUV driver back into being the annoyance they ususaly are.