Stroke that cock, Vegan!

As we were coming home from the Lewis Black show on Friday night, this was the ad on the Orange Line train back to Clarendon. I appreciate that being vegan will allow you to play with chickens, or something. Those folks I know who participate in farmers’ markets and CSA will frequently be able to go observe the chickens in their habitat.

So, I’m not sure that going vegan will really help the chickens anymore than, say, buying your eggs and chicken from a local farm who treat their chickens right.

But really, this whole entry is an excuse for the headline. Put your alternate headlines in the comments.

Stroke that cock, Vegan! — Originally uploaded by tbridge

3 Comments so far

  1. washwords on May 18th, 2008 @ 10:42 am

    ha ha ha. ugggh, one more reason NOT to be a vegan: you’ll be this guy.

    hmm, not sure I can come up with better headlines than you folks already did… how bout:
    vegans do it with cluck
    or vegans, we like to cluck
    Vegans, better things to do with your cock, #207

    lordie. this makes me want to go have a steak.


  2. agoff on May 19th, 2008 @ 8:09 am

    Having just moved from Columbia SC (home of the other USC)… how about the classic "Go Cocks!"


  3. Don (dc_don) on May 19th, 2008 @ 10:03 am

    I’m glad I am not the only person who looks at that ad and finds it a little creepy. I assume it was taken during some sort of rescue operation or something, thus explaining the chicken’s partially plucked wing. However in the context of the ad I look at it and wonder "what did this guy do to that chicken?"



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