Citizens Disposal?!

We got to head out to the dump in Fairfax County a week or so ago to bid final adieu to a couch that had far outlasted its meager existence. It was just $5 to drop the couch on the cement slab and watch as the awesome garbage hauler equipment just smashed up all manner of trash and shove it down into was appeared to be an endless pit of forgotten furniture, and various other bulk trash.

They’re very meticulous about how you get to dispose of things, there’s a man at the booth where you pay who makes sure it’s the right kind of thing to go to the dump, or whether or not it’s household hazard waste and belongs in the special part of the dump where they store those fluorescent tubes and bulbs, or if it’s a dead refrigerator, what they do with the coolant tanks.

I caught this sign and started to wonder…what sort of citizens can you dispose of at the West Ox Road Facility? Do they have to be Fairfax County citizens? Can I pay extra to drop off Arlington County citizens for proper disposal? Do out of state citizens cost extra?

Citizens Disposal?! — Originally uploaded by tbridge

3 Comments so far

  1. bhrome on May 1st, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

    I’d totally pay top dollar to dispose of the Marylander who cut me off this morning in his Lexus on the Inner Loop. Me and my Saturn nearly ended up as barrier paste, thanks to his inability to yammer on his cellphone and drive like a normal human being.

  2. Tom Bridge (tbridge) on May 1st, 2008 @ 1:54 pm

    Yeah, I’m going to nominate the jackass who parked his truck across three parking spaces at Murky this morning.

  3. edthered on May 1st, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

    It’s PEOPLE! PEOPLE!!!11!oneone!!! Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

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