^[1] So, in case you’ve been on vacation (like I have) or dead (like perhaps Gov. Spitzer will be shortly) you know by now that DC’s Mayflower Hotel on Connecticut Avenue in Downtown DC is the hot place to take your $5,500/hr hooker. We’re not quite sure if Gov. Spitzer made it more than an hour or not, but I suspect he had a pretty nice happy ending (at $5,500/hr, it better be, right?) but the question needs to be asked:

Where else could he have taken her in DC?

I mean, the Hay Adams is pretty darned nice, I hear. Don’t forget the Four Seasons in G’town or the Mandarin Oriental down closer to the Waterfront, or maybe the Willard on 14th Street. Personally? I’d go out to the Inn at Little Washington.

But where would you take your high-priced hooker? Are you going no-tell-motel like the Route 50 in Rosslyn? or maybe the Ritz-Carlton in Pentagon City?

Also, I think I have to agree with with Sommer from DCist, “What… DC prostitutes aren’t good enough for you?” ^[2]

Mayflower Hotel ^[1]
Originally uploaded by connave ^[3]