Where To Take Your High-Priced Hooker in DC
So, in case you’ve been on vacation (like I have) or dead (like perhaps Gov. Spitzer will be shortly) you know by now that DC’s Mayflower Hotel on Connecticut Avenue in Downtown DC is the hot place to take your $5,500/hr hooker. We’re not quite sure if Gov. Spitzer made it more than an hour or not, but I suspect he had a pretty nice happy ending (at $5,500/hr, it better be, right?) but the question needs to be asked:
Where else could he have taken her in DC?
I mean, the Hay Adams is pretty darned nice, I hear. Don’t forget the Four Seasons in G’town or the Mandarin Oriental down closer to the Waterfront, or maybe the Willard on 14th Street. Personally? I’d go out to the Inn at Little Washington.
But where would you take your high-priced hooker? Are you going no-tell-motel like the Route 50 in Rosslyn? or maybe the Ritz-Carlton in Pentagon City?
Also, I think I have to agree with with Sommer from DCist, “What… DC prostitutes aren’t good enough for you?”
Mayflower Hotel
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Well, if you’re a "metrosexual" kind of a hipster politico, there’s always the ever-classy hotels of the Kimpton chain. Me and the wife stayed at the Hotel Palomar and it was faboo…
Because the big classic, expensive hotels are just sooo cliche.
Kimpton Group would definitely be a good choice, those are some stylish places!
What – Motel 6 not good enough for you dandies?
Oh no, Motel 6 is fine – if it’s a $20 hooker. $5,500? If I’m spending that much money on an out-of-town call girl, damned straight I’m going to live it up in a classy place and not some dive where they hose out the room in the morning.