There are DMV stories, and then there are DMV Stories. I love this part best:

“The DMV worker got up from her stool, and paused a minute before yelling back at her: “MA’AM! TAKE a look around you. There are only three white folks in this entire building! This is NORTHEAST! It’s not because you’re black, it’s because you’re DRUNK!”"

It’s a classic read. Thanks much to Thomas for writing it!

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