You’d think that this would be front-page news rather than buried inside, but the Washington Post has broken the story that there’s a previously unknown 10th justice on the Supreme Court!

And in Preston v. Ferrer, justices ruled 9 to 1 against Alex Ferrer, a former Florida trial court judge who appears as “Judge Alex” on a Fox television program.

You weren’t kidding, Tom – they were SO prejudiced against Judge Alex that they brought some random dude in off the street to vote against him!