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Well, probably not anyway. Tickets are sold out and they claim your odds of getting one of a few spare slots at the door are poor. All is not lost, however, as the Mortified website has a fair amount of free material for you to sample and determine if you want to join their mailing list. I was convinced by the video of Will Seymour writing about his miserable high school drama experience… which included being insulted by the local paper.