Sunday Salsa Assassination

Today there was a brutal attack on the 1400 block of P Street NW.

An innocent recycled glass jar of vegan, Fair Trade, organic, heirloom tomato salsa was smashed against cold, unforgiving concrete.

A cry was heard from the scene – bystanders thought it was either the anguish of the rehabilitated child soldier subsistence farming cooperative that hand-crafted the salsa.

Or the socially conscious, environmentally aware, enlightened consumer who just lost $12.99 + tax to the mean streets of Washington DC.

2 Comments so far

  1. Max (unregistered) on February 10th, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

    The horror. The horror.

  2. DC in DC (unregistered) on February 11th, 2008 @ 1:58 am

    I think the real crime here is the fact that someone is willing to pay $12.99 for a jar of salsa.

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