My new pal Petey
From a listing in the Craigslist Free Stuff section:
Baby Donkey for to good home (sic)
Can you resist this little guy? I wonder how long I could hide him from my lovely wife. I think he would be a fine house pet except for the whole crapping everywhere thing.
Have you ever owned a donkey? How do you care for one? Will he eat my cat?
I adore him. I want him. Come home with me!
My darling girlfriend’s cousin has a donkey. She got her to keep her horse company, at the advice of her stable where she kept the horse.
My offered opinion that they were motivated by the additional revenue was not well received.
I’ll donkey-sit for you if you ever need it.
He’s cuuuuuuuuuute!
Oh no! The post has been flagged for removal!
A donkey? You have to be kidding me!
If the post has been flagged for removal, does that mean Petey has been made into glue already?