Ice Free Washington DC
There is a lot of talk about Global Warming, or as I like to call it “Earth Cancer” - that we’re heating up the planet to unsustainable amounts.
Most of the evidence seems vague and far off, like a one degree jump in temperatures or far-off polar caps melting faster. None of that feels local or immediate.
Today I felt Global Warming’s quick and personal impact. I felt the heat, up close and instantly. I felt it when I went looking for ice - there wasn’t any!
That’s right, this is the ice chest at the Bling Bling Giant, empty like three other stores I checked. No ice means no cold mojitos, and that’s just intolerable.
So get with Al Gore, and stop your SUV love. The world cannot tolerate a hot, summer day ice-less. No you, not me, and not DC.
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Clearly, the lack of ice at the giant is a brutal sign of global warming that means we must all now suckle at the teat of the all powerful, all wise, Al Gore……
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