Thanks, Fairfax County, for
this disturbing picture.

Neat stuff going on in Fairfax this Saturday and Sunday from the Fairfax County web site:

Find old-fashioned country fun at Frying Pan Farm Park with games, rides and exhibits from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Watch the Fairfax County 4-H exhibitors prepare their project animals for the show. See antique equipment in fields and the barn. Get involved by trying your hand at milking a cow or goat, shelling corn or other farm chores. The fair is free for all. For information, call 703-437-9101.

Just remember - if you are milking anything, be sure it’s an animal with more than one udder. Otherwise it’s not milking; it’s a hand job. Seriously, get on out this weekend, cross the river into VA and get all Eddie Albert in Fairfax County.

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