When my wife told me that the DC Madam finally had her records emancipated from the courts and can now release them to the media, the first thought that came to mind was “I can has scandal nao?”

Yes, it being Friday, and my brain still being pickled from Three Philosophers drunk on Independence day, I went straight for the lolcats reference. Besides, can’t you picture this whole sordid affair told by barely literate cats with bad spelling? I mean, it makes the whole thing way funnier.

C’mon, you know this would be way funnier as a lolmeme.

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