iPhone Verdict: a New Fridge is Better
Yesterday my Butterbean (aka Clock Stopping Hottie) tried out the new iPhone courtesy of Tom’s techno-lust.
She loved the damn cool interface and the video resolution rocked her world. I swear she even watched the “Dick in a Box” video a little too closely and a few times too often.
But here is why I know I am a lucky guy. After playing with another man’s gadget, she said, “I really want it, but we need a new fridge more.”
Of course that could just be Carl’s damn good hooch wine talking.
Regardless, Butterbean is still all excited, especially now that Mayor Fenty returned his ill-gotten bounty: three 8 Gig iPhones he returned today.
That’s no hooch, my friend – real homemade Cabernet Sauvignon. It’s so fancy I am not sure whether I was correct to capitalize it.
Good call on the fridge. It can hold more beer than an iphone can.
I don’t care if you do call your hooch “Cabernet Sauvignon”, its damn good! Better than my convenience store buys by far.
Carl- Wayan isn’t articulating how good the wine was! It’s not just “better than my convenience store buys so far” —- it was better than wine i have bought at Best Cellars or other “wine stores!” When can you come over again?
Butterbean – next time I might bring some old fashioned wine like this stuff!