Late Father’s Day Gift Idea #1: Porn Star Wig

Porn Guy Wig Shop

Did you forget Father’s Day? Well, it’s not too late to go get him something that says, “Thanks for teaching me to throw the football,” or, “Geez, Pop – you’re swell!”

Here is the perfect gift for the father who has nearly everything: a wig and mustache combo from Crown Wigs at 706 King St. in Alexandria. Dad will be speechless and will know the love runs deep when he tries on this wig and mustache combo and the ladies hang off him like a cheap suit.

3 Comments so far

  1. Wayan (unregistered) on June 18th, 2007 @ 3:05 pm

    Do you mean Crown “hidden drug ring” Wigs?


  2. Carl Weaver (unregistered) on June 18th, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

    Damn, Wayan – don’t give all my secrets away!


  3. Andrea Morris (unregistered) on June 18th, 2007 @ 11:43 pm

    LOL! I pass by this store every day on my run and every time it always cracks me up! Just goes to show there’s a market for everything.



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