Late Father’s Day Gift Idea #1: Porn Star Wig
Did you forget Father’s Day? Well, it’s not too late to go get him something that says, “Thanks for teaching me to throw the football,” or, “Geez, Pop – you’re swell!”
Here is the perfect gift for the father who has nearly everything: a wig and mustache combo from Crown Wigs at 706 King St. in Alexandria. Dad will be speechless and will know the love runs deep when he tries on this wig and mustache combo and the ladies hang off him like a cheap suit.
Do you mean Crown “hidden drug ring” Wigs?
Damn, Wayan – don’t give all my secrets away!
LOL! I pass by this store every day on my run and every time it always cracks me up! Just goes to show there’s a market for everything.