MVC Late Night Video - If that’s not porn, I don’t know what is
Okay, I admit that I knew it was a porn movie place when I pulled in the parking lot but the story doesn’t start there.
“Oh look - a video store,” my wife said, pointing to a building on Leesburg Pike in Falls Church. I did a quick assessment. MVC Late Night Video. Blacked out windows above eye level, dirty parking lot, seedy strip along a busy road. Yep, it’s got to be porn.
“Did you know there was a video rental place there?” She asked.
“I think it’s a porn place.”
“No, they wouldn’t put a porn place there. It’s not hidden enough to be a porn place.”
“No, it’s got to be a porn place.” Men have a sixth sense about this type of thing. She should trust me on such issues, not challenge my authority on porn recognition.
A few days later I passed the same place on the way home from a student’s house and decided to poke my head in, so to speak. Pictures of bare ta-ta’s, vibrating everything and videos galore. Mom and Dad would be proud to know that I had the follow-through to put that mystery to rest.
Thanks, MVC, for keeping the landscape along Leesburg Pike interesting, if not wholesome or clean.
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Ah yes, the MVC on Route 7. I’ve heard so many drunken stories about this place, it’s just not funny anymore
I clicked on their website that you linked, and, well, there’s no question when you go there. I’m glad I was at home and not at work when I clicked on it. What surprised me was that they have so many locations in this area.
This post was quoted in the Express this morning, so, umm…congratulations. I think.