First Annual Dick Cheney Paintball Tourney

1stdickcheney.png The Alexandria Young Republicans want you to come out to the First Annual Dick Cheney Paintball Tournament this June. It’s only $45 and comes with a picnic lunch and a kickass t-shirt.

You do know what Tara Reid said to Dick Cheney, right? Not the face!

Okay, sorry, not funny.

6 Comments so far

  1. John Athayde (unregistered) on May 15th, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

    I think I might attend. I’m not Republican, but it would be a lot of fun to run around yelling “I’M A BLUE DOT IN A RED STATE! I’M A BLUE DOT IN A RED STATE!” and firing blue paint balls at various Young Republicans with names like “Muffy” and “Reid” while they talk about the best place to get their five series beamer serviced.

    oops did I miss you and hit the car? SO SORRY! pfft.

  2. Don (unregistered) on May 15th, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

    Maybe you could field a team of young democrats and if you beat them they all have to get abortions and enter into a gay marriage. If they win you have to shower off the stink of patchouli, cut your hair and get real jobs.

  3. Breaux (unregistered) on May 16th, 2007 @ 12:12 am

    Sounds like Don is a grade A douchebag.

  4. Don (unregistered) on May 16th, 2007 @ 10:20 am

    Check your humor sensor, Breaux, I think you’ve left it in the OFF position. I was just playing along with John on the extremist stereotypes.

  5. Breaux (unregistered) on May 16th, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    I stand by my comments. You are a douchebag.

  6. Don (unregistered) on May 16th, 2007 @ 3:14 pm

    See that thing you’re standing on? It’s the line.

    You and everyone else are welcome to come here and disagree with every single thing we say and share you position. You are not welcome to come here and insult us. If you keep it up you’re going to simply be banned.

    Acceptable: I think your position is insane. Diet coke is clearly better than diet pepsi.
    Unacceptable: You’re an idiot.

    Acceptable: Don, that was unfunny and insensitive.
    Unacceptable: Don, you’re a douchebag.

    You can think as little of us as people and/or writers as you choose, but when you’re using our space you’re going to show courtesy or we’re showing you the door.

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