Washington Flyer *boom*
Why thank you Mister Washington Flyer Driver for causing this accident on the Key Bridge just in time for rush hour mayhem last night. I enjoyed the dulcet tones of overzealous honkers whilst I was stuck behind all the rubber-neckers before me, not caring about their commute home and instead breaking to see the damage to your behemoth vehicle.
It didn’t bother me one iota that the idiotic driver before me slammed on her brakes to gawk at the wreckage and the rather dishy cop taking the accident report. You’d better believe that I snapped this picture on the fly whilst paying attention to the traffic in front of me, why else do you think the bird shit evidence on my window is clearly visable, eh?