Precarious Pre-Purchase Pigeon Perch
For all those headed to the Spanish Safeway: Caution. Waiting for you over the door, in the Safeway sign is a whole flock of pigeons.
Pigeons, the city rats who fly, are there ready to poop, ready to dive, ready to make your Safeway day a scary experience. Anyone say “The Birds“?
I say duck and cover. Pigeon poop ain’t pretty on person or perishables.
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