Is the White House on Hades?

Hades in DC?

Originally uploaded by webjedi

Ever since I’ve started a gig near the White House a few months ago, and while passing on cold (and not so cold) days since, there seems to be an inordinate amount of steam coming from cracks and manholes around that area. I’ve driven around the rest of town and can’t seem to find an equal to the amount of steam. Does anybody else have theories as to what “gawdawful” things are being done in the bowels of the Executive Office Buildings? I’ve personally ruled out ICBMs, but maybe Vulcan has his minions working overtime under the streets of DC… what’s your idea of what may lurk under 17th Street?

1 Comment so far

  1. cee (unregistered) on February 21st, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

    I completely agree! I drove by there a little while ago and said the same thing to the other person in the car with me. They thought nothing of it but I’m convinced it was not like that this fall. I think they’re incinerating the 7 President Bush clones/drones that have already malfunctioned, resulting in weird facial expressions, mispronounciations, and odd neck movements…what do you think?

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