A Brave Place to Wizz

Now just how bad would you need to relieve yourself to use this Port-a-Potty? Note that its in the middle of Connecticut Avenue construction.

Not only would you be at risk of a very embarrassing car-person-potty accident, everyone on the street would see you going in for the load-drop.

I think I’ll pass on the median men’s room. Toilets shouldn’t be so public, or so precarious.

9 Comments so far

  1. darpino (unregistered) on February 9th, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

    Isn’t that for ummmmm…oh I don’t know…the construction workers working on that road? Where would you have them put it, in front of Cosi?


  2. Victoria (unregistered) on February 9th, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

    I agree, it’s probably for the construction workers. But, in many European countries, there are porta-potties in public, and nobody seems to be bothered by them.


  3. Sweet (unregistered) on February 9th, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

    Talk about performance anxiety!


  4. Wayan (unregistered) on February 9th, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

    I would advocate that the construction workers have a safe, discreet place to take care of business. Say putting the pot-a-john down in the underpass that’s under construction, safe from crazy drivers and prying eyes.

    Or better yet, let them have access to Cosi’s bathroom so they could have a real bathroom to use.


  5. Doug (unregistered) on February 9th, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

    I wouldn’t recommend attempting a port-a “load-drop” in this weather, less your ass gets frozen to the plastic seat. Ouch!


  6. sa-ra (unregistered) on February 10th, 2007 @ 12:04 am

    is it a sign of the extremist civilization?
    wanna-stop-laughing-turist.


  7. sa-ra (unregistered) on February 10th, 2007 @ 12:09 am

    i can bet a dollar (my-max-budget-limit-as-of-today) noone will go in! still-can’t-stop-laughing-sorry-turist.


  8. Carl Weaver (unregistered) on February 10th, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

    At least in this weather the stink would be pretty low. Lots of turd-cicles in there, no doubt. I wouldn’t mind using it, except for the catastrophic consequences of an auto accident right there. I’ve shit in places more visible and in worse locations. Just as long as it’s not a squat toilet. I never did get used to those.


  9. MBFan#2 (unregistered) on February 12th, 2007 @ 10:14 am

    Bathroom humor, anyone?



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