What, no ephedra?

I know we have a reputation as a pretty type-A city, but c’mon! 7-11: your one-stop-shop for doughnuts, gasoline, and heart palpitations. Seriously folks, I don’t care what you do here in our nation’s capital, there’s no way you need to be THAT awake.
Yeah, but the hallucinations are great! Actually, I am a big supporter of weening everyone off caffeine by allowing off-peak travel to and from work and having an optional midday nap.
Caffeine is evil. Occasionally I have a black tea (mostly green or herbal), but strong coffee, etc. are no longer a part of my diet.