DC Dodgy Midnight Sale: Electric Toothbrush

It’s midnight. Cold, with sleet falling from the sky. A random street corner in Mt. Pleasant.

As I park the clock-stopping hottie’s car, I see a guy walking down the street towards me.

He calls out, “Hey brother, I have a question,” as I lock her car. Guard up, I answer, “What?”

“Do you wanna buy an electric toothbrush?” And from his coat, he shows me a new Oral-B in the package. “I’m selling them cheap!”

For once, I am too shocked to speak. All I can think of is “What the F*^k?”

And I head inside, to warmth, to brush.

1 Comment so far

  1. Stacey (unregistered) on February 2nd, 2007 @ 9:31 am

    Wait. Wait just a second. The CSH drives?!?! She DRIVES a CAR, one that runs on FUEL and needs a space to PARK?!

    I’m impressed, Wayan, there may be hope for you yet…

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