New Rule: Burroughs + WMATA = Porn Star Arrests

I ask you, is this coincidence? Could this be chance? Could there be a WMATA Burroughs pimp trend? It sure looks that way, what with WMATA announcing:

Theophilis Ammon Burroughs, Jr., a part-time bus operator, has been arrested on a warrant and charged with first degree child sexual abuse in connection with allegedly having sex with a minor on a Metrobus last week.

The complainant, a 15-year-old female, reported the incident to a witness, who assisted her in making a report to the Metro Transit Police. Burroughs and the young girl allegedly engaged in sexual intercourse in the bus after it finished its afternoon run shortly after 6 p.m. on December 19.

Now just to make the coincidence even more bazaar, this Burroughs worked out of the Bladensburg Bus Garage just like the original Burroughs.

No word if they both worked Route 97, drove Range Rovers, and volunteered at High Schools too.

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