Dulles Security Theatre: Packed at 6am!
I am up way too early for a jaunt to San Francisco and Dulles is already packed.
Security theatre has us backed up to the front doors and in twisting lines that would make Disney World proud.
In addition there is a smooth talking announcement telling us everything will be alright. Just check your freedoms and logic with your luggage.
Did you get arrested, or at least pulled aside for questioning after this pic a la this poor chap: http://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/Content?oid=oid%3A9211
Nope, Wayan is to quick and sly for that.
…and referring to himself in the third person.