A Multiple Fashion Violation Morning
I don’t even know where to begin.
Maybe by questioning the thought pattern that thinks those boots work with that skirt.
Maybe by wondering about the physical discomfort of riding a bicycle in a short skirt on a cold morning.
Or maybe by calculating the inherent danger of a spiked boots/short skirt combo on a bike in morning commute traffic.
Regardless, I’m calling the fashion police, if only to save her from herself.
Ouch! That seat looks like it hurts. Those boots are so 1987.